X Factor

Aidan was lying in bed when I came into his bedroom to kiss him good night.

He had one leg up in the air close to his head and moved his arms up and down his leg as he yelled to me, "Look Mom! I am climbing the beanstalk!"

"What?" I asked confused, "You're stretching?"

"No," Aidan laughed as he switched legs, "I am climbing up and down the beanstalk!"

"Oh, I get it." I said laughing, "Did you learn this in gym class at school?"

"Nope. That is just what the guy tells us to do on Daddy's P90X Workout. It's an AB ripper!"

There is something seriously wrong with hearing the words "ab ripper" coming out of your seven year old's mouth. Seriously wrong.