We had a lazy morning today as the family gathered over an episode of Arthur in the family room. Chris and I sipped our coffee as the boys' lazed about in a tv coma.
Brennan walked up to me, gave me a hug and said, "Guess what I did this morning Momma?"
"What B?" I asked, as I ruffled his hair.
"I shot myself three times!" He said with a grin.
"You shot yourself?"
"I did. I shot myself three times in my wiener with my nerf gun. It will make my wiener big and strong!" Brennan yelled with a huge laugh.
Chris and I laughed so hard, we could barely muster a response.
Finally, I managed to say, "B, you shouldn't shoot yourself in your private areas. It will hurt you and it will not make you any bigger or stronger."
"Yes it will! My wiener is going to be so big and strong! I will exercise it so I can swing it and hit things with it!"
I turned to Chris, shot him a look and said, "This is yours to handle. All yours."
It's a new workout for the kid who wants superhero "wiener powers." Who ever knew nerf guns could come so handy?
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