Aidan and I are chatting in his bed before bedtime about, what else, Star Wars. (The kid is like an encyclopedia on Star Wars. It just never ends. The only other topic getting any play from him lately is his fascination with ancient Egypt. I have no idea either.)
Aidan pats my arm and says to me, "Mom, you're hot!"
I nod in response and say, "It is hot in your room. I will open some of your windows to let some air in, okay?"
He laughs and says, "No. Not hot like that, but hot as in DEAD SEXAHY."
I am not sure I heard him right and say, "What?"
"SEXAHY, Mom. HOT! Like the Hot SEXAHY ladies, you know?!"
I was laughing so hard I couldn't speak for a good five minutes. I would like to thank Aidan's older cousins for imparting some of their extensive and valuable knowledge upon my not yet seven year old.
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