We were sharing a family dinner when Brennan asked to be excused from the table to go to the bathroom. After ten minutes had passed, we all realized Brennan was still missing.
"Brennan?" I yelled.
"Brennan?" Aidan shouted.
"Brennan, are you in the bathroom?" Chris asked loudly.
At no response, I asked again, "Brennan, what are you doing?"
Finally, we hear a loud sigh from the downstairs bathroom. (Brennan refuses to shut the door when he is in the bathroom. There is no such thing as privacy in our life.)
After the sigh, Brennan yells back, "People! I am dealing with some serious gas issues in here, okay? We are talking about LOTS and LOTS of gas."
Never ask a question when you aren't sure you really want to know the answer.
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