The Mommy Bag

This morning I couldn't find my security id card to get into my building for work. I feverishly tore apart my purse to find it. I found a pacifer, the rules for the Star Wars Lego X Box game, the rules for some snowboarding X Box game, a Star Wars comic book, a handful of stale, icky goldfish crackers, a yellow power ranger, a buzz lightyear figurine, a green army guy, a teething biscuit, four legos and a juice box. A JUICE BOX. Damn I need to clean out my purse more often.

Security card? I have no idea. But if you want to study up on the rules for some X Box games, eat some stale goldfish and enjoy a juicy juice while you play with buzz lightyear - I am so your gal.