Sunday, August 31, 2008

The Birthday Party: Age Six Edition

I had told Aidan that my idea for a perfect birthday party was for him to invite two or three friends to the pool for a swim. He told me his idea of a perfect birthday party was to invite all the boys in his class, his friends from summer camp and a few more to our home for water fights.

So today, I had eighteen children at our home, ages six and under engaged in water battles with squirt guns, water balloons and muddy mud. We had a giant, two story high water slide, borrowed from our neighbors, that the boys catapulted down at death defying speeds. It was all boy, all the time. Chaos reigned supreme.

Aidan picked the theme: a shark soaker of a bash. This led to my compulsion to make shark cupcakes. (I almost lost my sanity on this one. It was hard. Very, very exceptionally hard.) We also did a shark pinata, stuffed to the brim with candy and toys. The boys fought to the death over every last bit of candy after the shark burst apart at the seams.

In the end a good time was had by all. A whole lot of water, a bunch of mud, and lots and lots of birthday fun.












Friday, August 29, 2008

He Lost His Marbles

I started my morning with Brennan shoving a marble up his nose. Nothing says maternal devotion quite like shoving tweezers up your son's nose to fish out a plastic marble. Boogers, blood, and snot... oh my.

I asked Brennan, repeatedly, what exactly convinced him to push the ball up his nose. He said he wasn't sure.

He wasn't sure.

I have no appropriate parental response to this.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

The Knock Knock Joke

After bathtime tonight, Brennan decided to regale me with his stand up routine while I got Griffin dressed in his pjs.

Brennan: "Knock, Knock."
Me: "Who's there?"
Brennan: "Griffin!"
Me: "Griffin who?"
Brennan: "Wow, Griffin has a lot of gas!"

At that, Brennan howled with laughter, joined by me and Griffin (who truth be told, was passing quite a lot of gas while I had been changing him.)

When we stopped laughing, Brennan smiled and said to me, "And THAT was my funniest joke ever, Momma." He smiled to himself, shook his head and nodded, "That was THE joke."

My three and a half year old comedian in training.

Monday, August 25, 2008

A Whole Lot of Play

Instead of our regular summer Monday routine of swimming, sun, more swimming and more sun, we set off on an adventure this morning to the Strong Museum of Play in Rochester. Grandma JoJo and Nicole joined us on our trip to the land of Sesame Street and Elmo, Berenstain Bears and Clifford, Reading Adventureland and last but not least, my very favorite - the pint sized, all kiddie run Wegmans.


The boys worked the grocery check out and took home their individual Wegmans printed receipts of their grocery totals.



The boys loved the Clifford exhibit. They loaded giant dog bones into Clifford's huge dog bowl via a pulley. They tended Clifford's garden, drove a boat, played in sand and crawled through dog house tunnels.





And then we were off to the land of Berenstein Bears. The boys loved Father Bear's woodworking Workshop; Brother Bear's tree house, the Bear restaurant, the Bear dentistry, and most off all - the egg farm.





After lunch we admired the giant saltwater fish tanks. Griffin was in awe of the real life Nemos swimming all around him.


We finished off the play-extravaganza with a visit to Sesame Street. The boys sat on the infamous front stoop and Griffin drove Elmo and Cookie Monster in a cab. The boys even got a chance to visit with Elmo on tv.





It was a perfect day of play. A perfect, exhausting day of play. I need a nap now. If only my children agreed.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

The DC

Once a month, I get together with a group of girlfriends for our dinner club. We get all gussied up and go out on the town to try out a new restaurant, intent on only three things: great girl talk, a good meal without a children's menu in sight and many a glass of wine.

Yesterday, we celebrated our two year anniversary. Two years of food, friendship and much, much fun. Carolyn even remembered to bring her camera to document the occasion. (Carolyn held the camera steady, got us all in the shot, and even reminded us all to smile sweetly in spite of the drunken men across the street propositioning us quite loudly.)

(Not pictured: our lovely friend Danielle who is bursting with baby and was at home with her feet up. We drank wine for her though. We're good like that.)

Saturday, August 23, 2008

This is Private!

Like most boys, Brennan is a tad bit obsessed with his, ahem, private area. He will spend most of his day and night and anything in between with his hand firmly attached to his nether region. In response, Chris and I have attempted to teach Brennan that he should seek out some privacy when he needs to, well, um, shall we say, spend some quality time with that part of his body.

Last night, my friend Carolyn was over for a chaotic, Friday night pizza dinner. The scene was loud and crazy, as always. In the midst of the chaos, Brennan was full out displaying his nether region obsession. I took him aside and told him quietly, "Brennan, that is only for when you are in private, okay?"

He looked at me with wide eyes, shrugged, pointed to me, Chris, Carolyn, Aidan and Griffin collectively and yelled, "Private? This IS private."

Perhaps we need to spend a little more time talking with Brennan about the definition of "private."

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Movie Mania

At around the age of one and a half, each of my children seems to become addicted to one particular movie. If given the choice of watching television, they will consistently ask to watch their favorite movie, again, and again and well, again.

With Aidan, it was all Toy Story, all the time. We watched Toy Story 2 day in and day out, to the point where I was convinced I could do a dramatic reenactment of the whole movie. Despite his having seen the movie at least a million and one times, Aidan always acted as if it was his very first screening of Buzz and Woody. He would gasp with fear when Buzz was in peril. He would yell at the tv, “Run, Buzz, Run!” when Buzz battled evil Zurg. And he would breathe huge sighs of relief when Buzz was safe and sound.

My least favorite part of Aidan’s Toy Story movie obsession was his love for the Toy Story DVD case. He refused to go anywhere, anytime without the empty movie case in hand. And in a society obsessed with discussing how their children aren’t ALLOWED to watch tv, I really stood out as THAT mother at playgroup watching my child climb up a slide clutching a worn dvd case in his hand and yelling “Buzz!” to anyone who would listen. (I didn’t make many mommy friends from that playgroup. It’s hard to wonder why.)

While Brennan shared Aidan’s love for Buzz and Toy Story, his first favorite movie was Monsters Inc. He would repeatedly ask to watch Monsters Inc. over and over in his baffling toddler Boston, Massachusetts’s area accent: “Monstahs, Momma!” “MONSTAHS!” Every time the movie began, Brennan would wiggle excitedly to the jazz music played over the opening credits. As the music died down, Brennan would turn, look at you seriously, place his finger over his lips and whisper, “Shhhhh, monstahs. Shhhh.” He would watch with rapt attention as the new monster bumbled through the opening scene, falling over himself in hysterical giggles at the slapstick antics.

About halfway through Brennan’s Monstahs obsession, we ran into a little snag. We didn’t actually own the Monster’s Inc. dvd. We had recorded it on our tivo and saved it for all eternity to watch over and over and over at will. Right up until our Tivo died, taking the beloved Monstahs with them.

Brennan was not amused. And at the time, Monster’s Inc. was, for whatever reason, not an easy movie to track down. The day I found it, at Wegmans of all places, I felt as if I had struck gold. Chris acted like I won the lottery when I showed him the dvd. And Brennan happily shushed us all so he could, once again, watch his Monstahs.

Griffin has followed the tradition of his brothers. While he enjoys the Monstahs and loves him some Buzz action, he has chosen Ratatouille as his first addiction. The first thing he asks for in the morning and the show he begs us for when he gets home from school is “Tooie”. He will grab your hand, pull you into the playroom, point at the television and ask sweetly, “Tooie? Tooie Momma?” Once we acquiesce to his request, he curls up in his toddler chair, rubs his blanket across his cheeks and raptly, devotedly watches his “Tooie.”

Thankfully, Griffin’s older brothers have good naturedly endured the multiple viewings of “Tooie” day in and day out. Perhaps, because they remember their own similar movie obessions from their glory days.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Fighting the Tuesday Blahs...

It's hard to go back to the grind on Tuesday mornings after my delicious part time four day weekend spent with the boys. Sometimes it makes me cranky. Really, really cranky.

But today, I combated those grumpies by heading to work with this:



and these:


Because if a brand spankin' new, fancy, oh so pretty red Kate Spade purse (The best birthday present evah courtesy of the birthday fairie: my Mom!) and a pair of adorable patent leather peep toe pumps a la Targeh ( a present to me from me!) doesn't make you feel happy inside, what can?

Happy Tuesday to me.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Packing Summer All In a Day

I feel anxious at the end of summer. I am conflicted when the night brings a fall chill to the air. Fall is my favorite season with its slight chill, turning leaves, apple picking and adorable fall sweaters. But I'm not ready for my friend fall to interrupt my love affair with summer. We haven't tired of swimming or tennis. We still want to spend days at the pool. We still want to grill, eat drippy ice cream cones and soak up the sunshine.

Last night, I sat outside after the boys went to bed and read on our patio. The air was beautiful, but definitely signaled that fall was approaching. It made me unbearably sad.

To (over)compensate, we took Saturday and packed as much summer as we possibly could into one day.

We started at the Fair. We rode rides. Brennan and I conquered the Tilt a Whirl. (I almost threw up. It made me realize I am not as much fun as I used to be. I felt better when Chris admitted his knees were ready to give out from squeezing on the kiddie rides. We are OLD.) Aidan wanted to go in every single Fun House. Twice. Griffin had many a meltdown over his inability to go on every ride with his brothers. (What do you mean I'm too short? I can keep up. Let me out of this stroller NOW.) We ate fried dough and cotton candy. The boys played game after game. We left only when we were sticky, tired and covered in grime. Home for nap.

We all slept - even Chris for a good hour. After we woke up, we decided to hit the pool for swimming and dinner. We swam for hours and were one of the last people to leave. I finally coaxed the boys out of the pool with ice cream.

Is there any better way to end a perfect summer day than with ice cream?













Friday, August 15, 2008

A Week Wrapped Up In Goodness

My birthday week was lovely. Three nights of tennis, a day off of work with a good book, swimming with the boys, lots of thoughtful birthday wishes, cards and messages, lunch with the women folk of my family, and all capped off with (of course) pizza and chocolate cake. (Because, really... is there anything better than celebratory pizza and chocolate cake?)

In between this birthday goodness, the boys decided to celebrate our intermittent rain and soggy backyard by creating their very own mud pit. (Who needs a pool when you have mud?) And a good time was had by all. (I only wish I had a picture of Chris's face when I told him "good luck with bathtime because I have to get to tennis.")

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Welcome Home

We had a decadent 48 hours away. Our away was not really all that much away, really. (We even managed to sneak back into the house twice while the boys were out and about. Once for me to quickly deal with a work crisis and the second time to steal our sneakers so we could play tennis.)

I shopped on Friday. (I bought myself some birthday goodies at Sephora. Nothin' says Happy Birthday quite like fifty dollars of lipstick and gloss, right?) I napped and read. We went out for dinner and saw a movie. (Batman! It was unbelievably good.)

Saturday, we slept in and only got out of bed with reluctance. We went out for lunch (yum, Pizza Plant pods) and picked up my newly strung racket. We played tennis for hours and then returned to our hotel to lazy up an afternoon - doing nothing really but watching the olympics, reading and napping on and off. It was perfection.

We went out for an official celebratory dinner at Fiamma. The meal was delectably good. Out of this world good. And we stuffed ourselves with every last bit of its goodness.

It was back to reality this morning. We were greeted by a toothless Aidan, an estatic Griffin and our always crazy B romping in the backyard.









It's good to be home.